"X18 may also hold the answer to eternal youth," said Dr. Michael Myers with a gleam in his eye, "Now take the ape in the cage in front of you, would you believe a week ago it was a silverback?"
"What? This guy looks like he's only just out of adolescence?" you say to the professor. You're grateful to have won such I high paying job with so little experience. You grin to yourself, just one of the perks for being a top jock, you figure.
"Yes, well it's called X-18 because it morphs the subject into the equivalent of an 18 year old human. Now get some blood from that chimp, and we'll put the blood under the microscope."
"Eternal youth," you say wistfully, "No ball players would be forced to get out of the game. You could have Babe Ruth playing against Barry Bonds..."
"Well, it doesn't bring back the dead--"
"Yeow!" you shout pulling your arm away, along with the half filled syringe of ape blood.
The chimp looks more like something from the National Enquirer. All it needed was a caption "Half-Ape, Half-Man."
"Oh, be careful, don't drop that syringe!" called the doctor.
"Yeow, it bit me!"
"Well, you did jab it with a needle. What did you expect a kiss? Nevermind, give me that vial, and then we can get you cleaned up. I've got a med kit over here."