As i Stared at the scene before me while my mother continued to mount the lioness that had been Chelsea I heard the front door open and close in the other room. Shit I thought, dad must be home, this is going to be seriously hard to explain, Almost accidentally i wished that everything would be normal to him, and turned to look as he entered the room. Feeling a bit strange as i did so, only to stop and stare as a woman enters the room instead.
"Hey Hon." The woman said, as i realized from the voice that this actually Was my dad somehow... or was it mother now, "I see your dad is busy with his pride group again."
As she turned to address the group of lions and the one that had been my mother which was just finishing up with his lioness she said, "Have fun honey, But dont forget to save some of that for me later, its been a hard day at work and i could use the relief." Feeling even weirder as i heard my father/mother say this i just watched as s/he started to leave the room, but called back to me. "Oh hey, dont worry about school tomorrow i heard it got canceled so you can just relax for a while."
Wondering if id done that somehow with a idle wish i turned back to the pride of lions in the living room, and tried to work things out. For my mom to be a male lion to be normal, obviously then my father had to be female to give birth to me so my accidental wish had actually MADE this situation normal that way. Feeling relieved even if a bit strange still i was glad to have that worked that out, all of a sudden i realized that if my "Normal" Father was now a male lion, what did that make me? Realizing how strange i had been feeling and dreading what i was going to see i looked down at myself to see...