...To not hit the "RANDOM" button, and instead fill in your own choses-
for the hell of it. The menu is divided in to 4 sub-menu touch-pads - gender selector, orientation selector, species selector, and a optional stature and coloring adjuster. There wore instructions on the side that read "please make selections on pad 1 throw 4 in that order. After making all selections on a pad hit done and wait for all selected changes to finish. After done is hit the pad will lock and no further selection can be made or changed. CHOOSE CAREFULLY!".
You reach for pad-1,the gender selector, and or about to hit MALE but think, "What the hell? It's not going to work anyway.", and hit FEMALE and then DONE, instead.
A panel slides down in front of where your cloths are, you can see your full reflection in it. The fact that you no longer have axes to your cloths is forgotten when you feel the changes take affect! You shrink a little bit, and become a bit more slender. Your hips widen a bit and your waist narrows a bit, your shoulders softening from a broader square-shoulder look into more of a gentle curve. Your entire figure, in fact, becomes more curvy, your legs and arms becoming shapely and slender, your face softening a bit.
Realizing with a gasp what's happening, you screech, only to find that your voice has gone from a nasal tenor to a soft alto. You can only stare at the mirror in shock as flesh gathers under your nipples, expanding into two shapely and clearly female breasts - strangely, despite the fact that you're not wearing a bra, they seem to be perfectly supported by a layer of muscle underneath the skin, something you can only guess is to enable female guests to run when necessary without their breasts bouncing around all over the place. With a terrible sinking feeling, you clutch your last vestige of manhood, your penis, as your scalp grows silky black hair, falling down almost to your buttock. But as soon as you clutch it, your penis begins to shrink. On the verge of tears, you watch as it shrinks down and suddenly inverts itself, becoming your new vagina. Your hands rest on the outside of your new female genitalia as you feel the back of your vagina expand into your new womb, your testicles taking their new place inside you and becoming your new ovaries. It's over
"WHAT THE HELL?!" you scream.