Shaking it out, Paul reveals to you what appears to be a fox costume. Rather excitedly he tells you, "I bought it online from a Furry fan website. I was going to try it on, but I wanted a friend here to help me."
You stare incredulously at the costume. You can understand why he would need some help putting it on. The thing looks to you like it would only fit a child. As Paul shifts it about in his hands, you think to yourself, "Odd, the thing looks like it might be a vixen, rather then a reynard."
Grinning, Paul says to you, "I got two if the friend I invited over wanted too wear one as well. They were having a sale." and pulls a second one, identical to the first, out of the closet.
Voicing your opinion you ask him, "Is it suppose to look so life like? And why does it look like a vixen?"
Shrugging, he replies, "I don't really know the answer to any of those questions. In truth, I'm somewhat bothered by the fact that this thing looks like it would fit a child. But the tag said 'One size fits all'. So it should be alright."
Taking the second costume from him, you look at it. Up close the resemblance to a vixen is remarkable. The only thing that spoils the illusion is the zipper you find in the back. You thoughts are interrupted by Paul who is now going off about how you should be nude when you wear it and how people wont be able to tell the difference between you and real fox.
Handing back the costume, you ask to examine the other costume and find the exact same details. Handing the costume back, you make up your mind and say......