Sean looked at Dan, hopeful, wondering what he would say. Dan opened his mouth to speak, when the front door opened. Jay came in from work, holding two bags of grocieries. "Hey guys, can I get a little help here?"
Oblivious to what was going on, Jay set the bags down and started putting stuff away. "Theres a few more bags in the car. Dan, I got your beer - you owe me buddy. Man, work was brutal today, I don't know why I stay there some days - its like people forget you're a human being and start treating you like you're just a computer to be used. When someone's being used, I like to be the one doing the using, otherwise it just sucks too much."
Jay noticed his roomies hadn't gotten up from the couch. "Oh man, were you two about to do the bunny dance again? I mean, come on, at first it was funny, but you guys are always fucking, and I haven't even had a date for weeks now. This is really starting to suck. C'mon, don't just sit there, I need some help with this crap - you guys gonna eat, then you gotta help me put this crap away too.
Dan started to get up, and Sean looked worried, wondering. Dan put his hand on Sean's shoulder, reassuring, and kissed Sean. Not looking away from him, he said to Jay, "We've got some good news. I'm going to be a daddy."
That was it. Maybe it was the long day at work. Maybe it was that he hadn't seen any action for weeks. Maybe it was the irriration of seeing his roomies fucking around all the time. Maybe it was Sean's recent bitchiness due to his delicate condition. Maybe it was the guilt Jay felt about using the Chronovac on them.... or maybe he was just jealous of what they had. Whatever it was, Jay snapped.
"Okay, that does it. Enough is enough." Jay strode into his bedroom and came back with the Chronovac. "You're both guys, you're both dudes, do you get it? I mean, men don't fall in love with one another and men don't get pregnant, it's just unnatural, and this was all a big joke."
Dan and Sean both stared at Jay with puzzled expressions. "What are you talking about?" Sean asked.
"You!!!" Jay exploded. "I mean, LOOK at you! You're a guy - with a pussy, carrying another guy's child!!!"
Sean smiled, and almost blushed when Dan proudly put his hand on Sean's belly with a lovesick grin.
"Oh god, this is just no longer cool!" Jay burst out. "Don't you get it? Guys don't have pussies! Guys don't get pregnant!"
"I do, and I am," Sean said happily, smiling back at Dan.
"Oh I swear I'm gonna puke," Jay retorted. "You aren't supposed to have a pussy, or be pregnant - the only reason you do is becuase of me," Jay revealed, then held up the Chronovac, "Because of this!"
Sean furrowed his brows. "What? What do you mean, Jay?"
Jay revealed everything he had done. He told them how it was all just a big joke, and at first it turned him on to have the power he did over their bodies, and he even planned to fuck Sean too, until he found out about the pregnancy. "So now you know the truth, and I'm going to stop this crazy bullshit and put you both back to how you should be."