At the entrance and exit to the ferry is a book stand with one big catalog, "Pleasure Island Memories."
The book was a good 900 pages thick as it included special give-a-way items from each of the 500 plus exibitor's in the Park. Also a section on furry suits, sex vitamins, and personal entitlements in the Reformation Service Department.
As I looked at the massive crowd on the old ferry I quickly decided to take the free catalog and return home. I hate crowds of any size and it was a big bunch of screaming teens and middleage men with over active hormones.
As I drove home I read a little more with every red stop light. A stop for lunch and I read even more as I ate. At long last when home I could not put the book down till I'd read it's strange offers from cover to cover.