Between puffs of his huge, long stogie, the biggest and oldest of the bears turns to Ty and grabs his muscular arm. "Hey, asshole, what do you think you're doing?"
Ty the 15 year old was scared, by Ty the bouncer had to keep himself cool and not betray his body. "I'm going to the bar, you cocky piece of shit. You better watch I don't kick your ass out of here!"
By now the other bear, somewhat smaller and less built, had joined his companion and both stood arms-crossed staring Ty down. After a few seconds Ty just laughed and said. "Boys, boys, I know how we can fix this." He smiled at the two men, who began to notice a change in themselves.
They began to slowly become smaller, each losing about 3 inches in height and probably 50 pounds of muscle mass. They began to take on the features of high-school heartthrobs, each sporting brown chin pubes and disarming blue eyes. Their leather gear became preppy sweaters and cargo pants. By the time the transformation was finished, the two now-sophomores were teenagers, albeit massively muscled and drop dead gorgeous.
"There," said Ty. "Now take these," he said handing them each a small, cheap Phillies blunt cigar, "and get the fuck outside. We'll be out later." The two manboys nodded willingly and exited, meeting up with the other kids Ty had left behind.