You enter the costume shop, remembering you have got a college party to go to on the weekend. It's only a small shop and the one assistant that works there comes up to help you.
She is a very pretty petite brunette, you look down on her gorgeous body from your 6'2" height. She talks about there merchandise and explains that whatever costume you choose your body will fit it, every single one in the shop, just pull it off the hanger and it'll be guaranteed to fit. She also points out the changing rooms at the back. You doubt that any costume would fit, like the womens or child's ones would fit, and definitely not those ones for pets.
"You'll really love our costumes, they really help you get into the character your going as they are so well made", she said with a smile.
You glance around, instead of being organized mens, womens and children's sizes, they are organized by theme, mens, womens, children's & pets all mixed together.
You can't decide what you want to go as so you just browse, as you go round the corner to the back of the shop, you slip on a bag someone has left lying on the floor, you try to grab something to steady yourself, but all you catch is a costume it comes of it's hanger, it feels as so it is giving off a static shock, you look at it, it is a ___________________