You pick your shirt up and sniff it. "Wowza..." you say "This reeks."
"Well, let's give it a whirl...There is a reverse switch...so why not" you add as you turn the ray gun on yourself, and brace as you pull the trigger. The green beam emits and hits you, engulfing you in the same green glow that turned your shirt. It tingles something fierce, and yet you feel relaxed as the ray, currently set on "Physical" works it's magic.
The green glow subsides, and you look down at yourself. You now have thicker chest hair than before, much to your surprise, and you watch as your jeans become riddled with holes and stains, like your shirt. You bend down and sniff your armpit and can tell you haven't showered in a while. You feel your hair getting a touch longer, becoming oily and unkempt, and you feel your beard growing in, as if you hadn't taken the time to shave in months. You look down and see your shoes which looked ratty and time worn, and you slip them off to see your toes sticking out of ratty worn socks. You grab your shirt, and put it on. You wrinkle your nose as you smell yourself. It was too...out of this world
"It worked...I'm a slob!" you gasp. This was too wild.
You take one last look at yourself in the conveniently placed full length Mirror in the attic, and you sniff yourself again
"God I Stink..." you say, almost disgusted at your own transformation
Just Then...