Edward was in his basement on a Saturday afternoon playing video games when he heard a knock on the door. He went up to the door and opened it. There was a UPS guy standing on the porch.
"Edward Platte?" the guy asked.
"Yeah, that's me." Edward said.
"This is for you." he said, handing Edward the box.
"OK, thank you." Edward said, walking inside then shutting the door.
"That's weird, I'm not expecting anything anytime soon." Edward said in confusion.
Edward went back down to his basement to see what it was. He cut the tape with a knife and opened the flaps. He dug through the Styrofoam and found a device. He picked it up and looked at it. It said "Chronivac Version 4.0" on it. He pressed a button on it and it brought up all his stats:
Name: Edward Platte
Age: 12
Gender: Male
Height: 5'4''
Weight 110lbs
Build: Average
Status: Single
Sexual Preference: Straight
Occupation: Middle School Student
Species: Human
"Wait! How does it know all of those things about me?" he asked himself.
He then figured out that he could edit his stats easily by retyping anything on there. Knowing that, he decides he wants to change his...