"Well, genie, for years I've gotten secret admirer presents and notes,
but I'm not sure who they're from. I wish that everyone who has a
crush or fantasy involving me was here now, and belonged to me as part
of my harem, and that they think it's perfectly normal as they're
living out their fantasy. Got that?"
"Oh, yes, master," said the female genie with a gleam in his eyes,
"You're going to get it - what you wished for that is. All your secret
admirers' and crushes' fantasies will come true."
"Their fantasies will come true?" you say hesitantly wondering how
that might be a bad thing. Then you pause to wonder who might be one
of your crushes or admirers that you hadn't considered. Your thoughts
are interrupted by a clap of thunder.
Instantly the room is filled with dozens of scantily clad people. You
recognize your 50 year old English teacher from last year. There's
your best friend's mother - and yikes- his father too. What weird
fantasy did they have with you as the subject? You shudder at the
thought. You look for the genie and the lamp, but cannot find them.
There's a group of guys from the wrestling team, and some girls from
the geek squad. Where's your girlfriend? Surely, she fantasized
about you? Oh, there she is with, what the f---?
You madly search for the genie's container. You need to make a wish
before...
A whip cracks in the air and loops around your neck. The fantasies
have begun to be acted out. You turn to face the holder of the whip,
and your eyes widen in terror.