Caitlyn’s party had been in full effect for over an hour, but with no sign of the birthday
girl. All the guests were having fun but they began to talk about how Caitlyn was missing.
Alice stood outside Caitlyn’s room. “Are you ready honey?”
“Oh Yeah,” Caitlyn said through the door. She then threw it open and cart wheeled to the
top of the stairs and stood there revealed in all her clown glory. The crowd of ten year olds
looked up to see Caitlyn, who was taller than she had been and was now quite pudgy. Her
face was exactly as she described on her list. Her belly stood out and she wiggled her large
bubble butt setting her thighs and stomach a jiggling. Her stomach then began to play
circus calliope music. She was also decked out in the clown costume she had described in
her list. “Ladies and gentlemen,” Caitlyn announced in a booming voice, “I, Caitlyn, will be
the clown at my own party!”
As the crowd cheered for her Caitlyn took a step down the stairs and tripped over her own
size 35 feet. She then rolled down the stairs as the crowd gasped. Caitlyn came to a stop
on her feet at the bottom of the stairs none the worse for wear. “Ta-Dah!” she yelled as
she raised her hands into the air. She then honked her nose and giggled as everyone
looked at her in awe.
Caitlyn placed her hands on her hips and walked into the center of the room squeaking as
she walked. The kids started to crowd around her wanting to see if Caitlyn was really a
clown now. “Elbow room people, give me elbow room.” With that her arms began to
stretch out moving people out of the way and giving herself room. Her arms then snapped
back to their normal length like a rubber band.
Caitlyn then farted loudly making the other kids laugh. “Excuse me,” she laughed as she
fanned her large behind. Caitlyn then picked up some balls and began to juggle them as if
she had been doing it for years and was an expert. As the kids watched in astonishment
Caitlyn farted again and a unicycle appeared out of her butt and she began to ride around
the room. As Caitlyn rode on her unicycle and juggled she began to bounce the balls off
her trampoline stomach and into the cups of several of her party guests.
“Yaaayy!” the party guest yelled as Caitlyn sucked the unicycle back into her butt. She
honked her nose and took a bow. “What else can you do?” one guest asked.
“I can do this,” Caitlyn replied as she put her hands to her nose and sneezed. The entire
crowd was covered in confetti. “And this,” Caitlyn smiled as she took a 2-liter bottle of
soda and chugged it down until it was empty. Her face contorted and Caitlyn let out the
loudest burp anyone ever heard. Windows rattled. She put her hand to her mouth in a
demure way. “Excuse me, how unladylike,” she smiled as she rose onto her toes and farted
as loud as her burp. Caitlyn smiled as she watched the windows rattle from her fart.
Caitlyn then stretched her arms out again, her hands growing in size. She then picked up
three of the guests and began to juggle them. She also began to fart the melody to
Pokemon as she juggled. The kids laughed and cheered. After the song was over Caitlyn
put the guests down and shook their hands giving each a shock with her joy buzzer hand.
“MORE! MORE! MORE!” the kids chanted.
“Okay! You asked for it!” Caitlyn looked over at her mom and smiled. Alice tilted her head
in approval and smiled back. That’s when Caitlyn started pulling pie after pie from behind
her back and started hitting the kids in the face. The kids began to run around the room,
but it didn’t help them. Caitlyn had perfect aim and always hit her target. After the kids
were covered in pie Caitlyn plopped down in a chair, her whoopee cushion butt making a
loud fart sound. The kids clapped for her. They clapped even louder when she pushed
down on her bloated stomach making another window rattling fart.
Caitlyn leaned her head back and yelled, “BEST! BIRTHDAY! EVER!”