Morphio snaps his fingers at the end of the spell and a gown appears out of the
air
" Air into womans gown " says he
And when you get really nervous about going from guy to gal,he tells you not
to worry,in a few minutes you'll be eager to put it on.
Then he rolls over a weird looking camera on a dolly and asks one of the
audience to help him adjust a few controls to get a better image on the 60"
plasma tv screen the audience have now turned to.
Morphio mutters some more words and you vanish.
"TF of time says he.
The audience are fascinated to see that the tv is still picking up
your image.You're crouching in a cave,and a dragon is looking at you.
Morphio's assistant the Dragon From 1066AD turns to face the camera
from the future and says...