The exhibitor was mumbling about liability and limiting damages. He escorted me in the costume which was now starting to feel snug into a kitchen area.
"Now, if you're going to take a header off a wall, we need to take a few safety precautions for your benefit, as well as our janitorial union. Raw egg is very hard to clean up."
"Raw eggggggggg!" He pushed me into a vat of boiling water.
As I bobbled up and down in the scalding hot liquid, I heard him say, "In our version, Humpty is hard boiled!"