It was just petroleum jelly ,with bits of shiny aluminum
dust mixed in.
Patrick was mad,he was angry,he'd been denied
his free tf by the penny pinching chinese shopkeepers.
He went out,ready to curse the shopkeepers and turn the air blue
with his foul mouth.
However Mei Lei's father stood there with a large
poster with Patrick's face on it,in a photograph that was a
mug shot.
Patrick O'Malley,convicted pedophile posing as
a 7 year old kid,had been found out by the two Ointment Store
owners.
They had frowns on their fsces.
Patrick said "Sorry pops,ya and the broad caught me,whadda ya gonna
do about it!"
Mei Lei's dad grinned evilly and turned
to a door beside the sales counter and oppened it,to reveal a
giant Energizer rabbit standing there ,holding its drum.
"Sick,Floppsy" barked out Mei Lei and the rabbit leapt forward,
threw aside its drum and began beating Patrick's behind with
its drum sticks.
The malfeasant ran for the door,the rabbit hot in pursuit...