So I finally run into my old friend from college.
"Hey Max", I said. "I havn't seen you in 5 years. You look good. What are you doing here at Footlocker?"
Max repied, " Buying some new sneaks".
I looked down at his bare feet and said " where's your shoes?"
He said that he didn't have any that fitted him.
I thought to myself. Wow! I don't remember his feet being so huge. Surely I would have noticed since I have size 14's myself and didn't remember about anyone of
my friends having bigger feet than me.
I asked "So Max, like, what size foot are you?"
He responded, "I think 16 or so."
Then the salesman came over. He looked like he was druling. Maybe he was turned on by our huge feet. Who knows?
Anyway, I stand about 6'1 and Max is just about my height. I put my foot next to his and said, "Dude, your feet are way bigger than 16's. You got at least 3 inches
of foot over mine."
The measuring device comes out as the salesman starts to measure both of our feet. I asked Max if I could borrow one of his socks, since I couldn't put shoes on
without them.
He told me no.
I said "why?"
"Because I used them to wipe this medallion and....... oh, ah alright" Max says as he changed his mind.
I begin to put on his sox. I really didn't fit in them too well. They were huge! At least for a size 15-17 foot, and Max fit perfectly in them.