Steve woke up the next morning to an enormous hangover induced headache. What the hell happened last night.
Steve thought to himself. So Steve spit the hair out of his mouth and sat up to look around the room. It was a
room he didn't recognize, but aside from that alarming note it was very nice. The ceilings were huge with
giant elaborate chandeliers lighting up the room. He thought he could here somebody in the shower on the other
end of the room. Confused he was about to stand up to look for clues as to what happened when he figured out
another big problem. He was naked.
"Okay okay no need to panic. It might not be as bad as I think it is. All I have to do is try to think back
and retrace my steps." Steve said to himself in a panic. "Alright. I remember playing video poker with Janet.
She left and Johnny the freaking Hammer himself sat down next to me. So far so good. Johnny took me to the VIP
area where we ate a late supper and had some wine. And some more wine. And then some more." Steve was ready to
bang his head against the wall in frustration, but that could come after he figured out where he was and why
he was naked. "Okay, so after we finished, we went out and damn it what did we do. Oh yeah! I remember he took
me to the casino swimming pool and, oh god, I jumped in. Maybe that explains why I'm not wearing the pants
suit. So what was next?"
Steve wrapped the bedsheets around himself and started pacing around the room when he came across a shopping
bag. "Ok, so after I swam with all my cloths on in the pool, Johnny took me to get something new from," Steve
examined the bag, "Victoria's Secret." Steve gulped, "Okay so I got new underwear, everyone needs new
underwear once in a while why not get it in Vegas on somebody else's dime." Steve looked in the bag to find
his wet cloths within. "It'd be nice if I could actually find the underwear."
Steve continued to eyeball the room trying to find something that would jog his memories. He walked around the
room a few times before he finally saw something that caught his eye. "There they are." Steve said as he saw a
pair of panties and a bra hanging off of some fancy lamp. "I must have put it there so...I would remember it
when I would turn on the lights." Steve told himself trying desperately to believe the things he was saying.
He reached out to grab them to put them on when he saw the last clue he ever wanted to see.
Wrapped around his left ring finger was a golden band with a very large diamond ring in the center. All of the
sudden a rush of memories hit Steve. Flashes of a church. The rings. A dress. A tux. A preacher. A husband.
And a bride. Me. Steve thought to himself, the panic now coming full force. "Oh no oh god oh no oh god oh god
oh my GOD! What have I done. Janet will kill me. Janet should kill me. I almost want to kill me. This is the
dumbest the worst thing I have ever done. Janet is going to turn me into a worm. Please let her turn me into a
worm and give me sweet death. Oh no no no no God this can't be real this can't be happening!"
"Stephanie?" Steve heard the voice coming from what must have been the shower.
"Huh?" Was all Steve could manage to say as Johnny 'the Hammer' Helms in nothing but a towel emerged from the
bathroom.
"Good to see you awake Mrs. Helms." Johnny said still drying off his hair. "I must say, last night was
probably the most amazing time of my life."
"Urm. I don't know what to say." Steve was speechless. What could be said?
Johnny came over to his new wife and gave him a kiss on the lips that Steve was still to shell shocked to
fight off or even return. "I know what to say."