"Gotcha!" Johnny said with his huge grin turning into laughter as Steve just looked on stunned, "You should
see the look on your face."
Steve was kind of relieved for a second before he looked at his ring finger and remembered what happened last
night. "But we are married. I remember it happening."
Wiping a tear from his eye Johnny said, "Oh we are definitely married, but not like you think."
Now Steve was just getting confused, "What the hell are you talking about? You have some sort of sick since of
humor if you somehow tricked me last night for a joke the next morning. Oh my God! Did you drug me?!" Steve
said backing away from Johnny,
Johnny finally seemed to have gotten off of his laughing high, "No I didn't drug you! You're taking this all
way to seriously." "WE GOT MARRIED LAST NIGHT!" Steve retorted with a shout.
"I wish you would calm down," Johnny said and suddenly Steve felt his rage and fear go away. He just stood
their confused as to what happened before he finally connected the dots in his mind, "NO!"
Johnny smiled again, "YES! I wish I was back to normal!" and before his eyes, Stephanie's husband transformed
into Steve's wife "Janet!" Steve said running up to Janet and giving her the biggest hug and kiss of his life.
Then after breaking the kiss Steve did something he'd never done before, he slapped his wife. "How could you!
Do you have any idea what you just put me through! You jackass!"
"I understand being angry, but you have nobody to be mad at but yourself."
This seemed to be a final straw of sorts for Steve, "Hey! I know sometimes I can be a jerk sometimes. I'm a
crummy husband. I would go fishing leaving you to do all the housework on a seemingly monthly basis. I don't
always treat you as well as I should. I'm not as romantic as you deserve. But dammit I love you more than
anything in the world and just can't believe you would do something like this. You've got your wishing powers
now and that gives you the right to a happy life, but it doesn't mean you get to make my life a living hell. I
wasn't the greatest husband, and I didn't do all I could but I did try and I do love you. I don't deserve you,
but I certainly didn't deserve to be treated like this." Steve finally sat down on the bed emotionally drained
from his rant.
Janet looking immensely sad sat down by her husband, "Steve, I still love you. And I know you love me, I know
that more after last night more than ever. Remember? You confessed your love to me to who you thought was
Johnny Helms. I've never doubted you loving or being faithful to me and last night just showed me that you
still love me. Let me assure you of one thing, I may have these powers but that doesn't change a thing between
us, I love you more today more than I did yesterday and tomorrow I hope to love you even more than that. Yes
we can be a little rough with each other sometimes, but it's never out of malice, it's out of insensitivity on
both ends. But that's part of who we are and I wouldn't change that about you for anything. I love you." She
ended her speech with a kiss on the cheek.
"I love you too." Steve said as he gave his wife a kiss on the cheek of her own, "But why did you do all
this." Steve said referencing the room and the ring. "You have to admit that it's a pretty cruel thing."
"I agree but it wasn't all my idea."
"What?"
Janet gave a half hearted smile before saying, "I wish Steve knew the truth about last night."
Suddenly a rush of memories returned to Steve, he remembered the full wedding ceremony, he remembered
drunkenly stumbling into the pool with Janet/Johnny, and then he remembered the dinner where during the
appetizer Johnny revealed himself to be really Janet. Janet explained that after she had left Steve at the
video poker machine to get drinks she made a wish so that Steve would meet a celebrity and the wish turned her
into Johnny Helms and she decided to take advantage of it. Steve then remembered the rest of the conversations
they had. They talked about how cool this whole thing was and what kind of fun they could have like this when
Steve remembered saying something. On the bed Steve's eyes opened wide, "Wait a second. This whole prank on me
was...my idea?"
Janet chuckled, "Well, you can't take all the credit, you came up with the idea for Johnny waking up next to
you in the morning with you suffering from wish induced memory loss. You said wanted to do it as a sort of
show of penance to me for all the little things. Although I must admit, I improved the whole wedding when we
saw the church."
Steve finally laughed to himself thinking about the whole thing, "Man, I'm a jackass."
"But you're my jackass." Janet said giving Steve a kiss on the lips.
Steve deciding to take charge rolled over on top of Janet, "We''ve still got the room for the rest of the day.
What do you say we take advantage of that?"
"Sounds good to me,"
"But this time, can I go back to being the man?" Steve said as normally as you can say such a sentence.
"You got it." Janet said making the appropriate wish before commencing a full day of fun.