Alexis picked a great big yellow balloon, and they walked off.
"I can't believe she called us kids," Jon said as they walked "I mean, we're both 17."
"Actually, I'm 16." Alexis said, looking a bit younger.
"I thought you said you were 17." Jon said.
"No," Alexis said, looking a bit younger "I'm 15."
At this, Jon stopped and looked at Alexis. She looked around 14 or so.
"Um, Alexis," he asked "how old were you again?"
"I'm 13," she replied, getting younger "but I thought my age didn't matter to you." she said as she became 12 "I mean, so what if there's a 6
year age difference?" she said, reaching 11 "I still love you." she said, now 10 "I know my mom was against us dating at first," she said, now 9
"but you've proven to be a very trustworthy boy." she said, now 8 "My mom trusts you now," she said, now 7 "and so do I." she said, now 6 "So
come on." she said, now 5 "pick me up so I can kiss you." she said, now 4.
Jon picked up a now 3-year-old Alexis, and to his surprise, she wrapped her arms around his neck, and kissed him right on the lips!
"Thanks, Jon." she said happily.
Jon sat her back down, and realized that her clothes had shrunk with her.
"Now let's go get some drinks." she said, leading him by the hand.
"Alexis." he said "You got younger."
"That's silly, Jon." she said, smiling "People don't get younger."
"How can you be 3, and act so mature?" he asked.
"My mother told me I'm very mature for my age," she said "and I'm so smart she even let me skip grades and go to highschool. That's how we
met, remember? I know you were worried about people seeing you as a pedophile, but I made the first move. I guess I think more like a teen
than a kid. That's why I dress like this. You'll see - we'll get married, and then you can have as much fun as you want with me in bed! Eeh-hee!"
Jon couldn't believe a little girl would have these thoughts! He didn't know what to do.
What does he do?