Michelle woke up the next morning full of energy. She was still the same from before, but it was still early.
For some reason, she had doughnuts instead of her usual low-carb bar.
"One time won't kill me." she said to herself.
She almost didn't get her shoes on.
She decided she needed to get some fresh air, so she headed outside for a walk.
For an hour, her nose had slowly swelled up, becoming redder, until it was a perfect red ball the size of a golfball.
At the same time, for the same length of time, her skin had become completely white.
She knew this should scare her, but for some reason, it made her giggle.
Michelle got back home to find that her hair was now completely pink! Where a look of horror should've been was a look of amusement.
"Wow." she said, in a slightly higher voice "I didn't even have to dye it, but with a figure like this, why would I need to diet? Hee hee."
Her feet were killing her, so she took off her shoes and socks to reveal her feet were now size 17, and her toenails were red!
"Oh my," she said, smiling "this is serious." I'd better call Twinkles, uh, I mean Jamie about this."
So she dialed Jamie's number on her cell, and she picked up.
"Hi, Michelle." Jamie said "What's up?"
"Is your refrigerator running?" Michelle asked in a comical tone.
"Are you trying to prank-call me on my cell?" Jamie asked, confused.
"Yup." Michelle replied, then slapped her own face "I mean no! Sorry Twinkles, I mean Jamie. I'm not myself today."
"You don't sound like yourself either." Jamie said, noting Michelle's higher voice "You alright?"
"Listen. Just come over right away." Michelle said "I think I have a bit of a problem here."
"Okay," Jamie said, "I'll be right there."
"Okie-dokie!" Michelle said with a higher voice "And remember: if you're not here in 30 minuets or less, you're cold!"
Jamie hung up and started driving.
Michelle was now more concerned. "Why did I say that?" she asked herself as she felt her ears tingle a bit. She saw her reflection, and noticed
her ears were slightly bigger, her eyelashes seemed a bit longer, and she seemed to have what looked like pink blush on her face. "What's
happening to me?" she asked herself. "Well, DURRR!!! You're turning into a clown," her reflection answered "and a beeeautiful one at that!"
"Aww, thanks." Michelle said, smiling "You're welcome, Pinkles!" her reflection said back "Pinkles?" Michelle asked "That's not my name."
"It will be soon enough!" her reflection replied, as 3 black freckles appeared on each pink cheek "Now what say we wear something more
fitting? We ARE expecting company, and since we'll go up a more than a few cup sizes, I've got just the thing in the closet."
So Michelle went to her closet to find all her clothing had been replaced with clown clothes. She laughed at the sight she should've screamed at,
and got ready for Jamie.
What happens when Jamie gets there?