"Transform!"
"OK, Kylie boy, from now on, whenever you put on clothes, your body parts will change to be an perfect fit for them, or, if they have been worn by someone else in the last 12 hours, you will get an exact copy of their body part. So for example, wearing a D-cup bra will give you D-cup breasts, or a copy of someone else's if the clothes have been worn lately. The world will alter to accommodate any changes you make, only me and you will notice anything strange. Also, if you get a complete set of someone else's clothes and body parts, you will gain all their memories in addition to your own, and they will fade from existence until you change your body again. Oh, and you can't wear anything more than once. Have fun!"
*click*
*RING RING*
"Oh, almost forgot, I broke into your house and stole all your pants last night. You really should close your windows at night. Hehe..."
Kyle put the phone down and sighed. Even if the curse wasn't real, he still didn't have any trousers for today. Perhaps he could borrow his sister's jeans- they might be tight but nobody would notice; perhaps he could check the laundry basket; or perhaps he could play along with this game...