See, I didn't actually know who or what my wife was until the wedding day. So, when I pulled up my brides veil to reveal a fox lady, with two tails, no less, well, you can imagine my reaction.
Granted, SHE was even more surprised. She had been expecting a dashing kitsune prince with nine tails sticking out of his ass. Instead, she got... me.
After yelling at my parents for marrying me off to a fox, I decided to take some time to get to know my wife.
Turns out she's pretty awesome.
I mean, she likes sports, video games, junk food, everything! She can turn into animals, people, mythical beings, and change her fur color. [She likes it blue]
Her name is Keru. And she is hot as hell.