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Clemens the Snake: Do You Think This Is Funny...

added by s1 8 years ago O

Jenny sat back, partially conflicted by this and heavily suspicious. She had already gotten one surprise in a box on her desk and she wasn't about to let anyone get away with it. Especially when there were so many things that seemed odd. The event was supposed to be from Las Vegas, yet the organization sponsoring this was from Washington DC. That made little real sense. Granted the Animatrix Serum was legally sold across the country, and Jenny really wouldn't put it past people to actually put something like that together, but the company that would probably stand the most to gain from it, Gen-U-Tech, was based in Peoria, Illinois. A lot of that official information was entirely off and made her more suspicious than not. She checked online with Gen-U-Tech's website, but found that their scheduled event list only went through the coming December, whereas this "Animalia" add seemed to indicate that the event was supposed to be almost a year from the present date. All of this finally got Jenny to stand up.

"First they send me a dead rat... now this?" Jenny grumbled to herself, "What do those two lug-nuts think they're doing?!"

And with that she stormed out of her office and made her way through the halls of the IRS office building that she worked in. She walked deliberately and with a bit of a scowl on her face, the outer envelope in her hand. Helen walking on her way to get some coffee gave a startled squeak as Jenny walked by and hopped out of the way. She then peaked around a corner as Jenny stalked by, looking curiously after her.

"Jen! Jen!" Helen managed to call weakly.

Jen stopped for a moment and looked back to see Helen peaking out from around a corner in the hallway. She sighed for a moment.

"Don't forget the party coming up," Helen said weakly, "Don't let yourself get to upset with whatever it is that... has you... you know..."

Jenny forced a smile as Helen's voice trailed off toward the end, "Don't worry. I'm just returning a bit of junk mail. Nothing to worry about."

A part of her mind wondered if she should ask more about this bachelorette party that Helen had invited her too, but Helen had disappeared to wherever she had been headed toward before and Jenny lost the opportunity to say anything more. It gave her a brief pause to think over some of the things related to the upcoming wedding and the concerns with it. She did hope that the ceremony would come after Clemens shed his skin, if he did have to shed his skin. She did honestly think he looked rather nice after he had just shed his skin, as the new scales reflected the light brightly off of them. And while Clemens had, from time to time, voiced some concerns over whether or not he'd be "too big," Jenny really didn't see all that much. In fact, the only part that looked different was his tail in that it was slightly longer, but not by too much.

The thoughts on Clemens's tail brought her back to why she was on her way through the halls, she looked at the envelope, and then walked on. She eventually came to the particular office she was storming toward. She pushed the door in and stepped in brandishing the envelope.

"Do you think THIS was FUNNY?" Jenny said angrily raising her voice.

"Do I find what funny?" Jason asked from his desk, his voice didn't really sound surprised.

Jenny threw the envelope at him. It spun through the air but only made it onto the desk in front of him. He slowly picked it up and looked at it.

"That Animalia ad!" Jenny pointed out angrily.

"I would have thought you or your husband to be would actually find it interesting," Jason answered, "I mean it is an honest convention being held in Las Vegas... it's open to anyone, human or animal person. I mean... you do like conventions don't you, my friend?"

Jenny cringed as he said that last bit in an attempt to impersonate Schwarzenegger. Apparently to get at her for the convention that she and Clemens did attend.

"I know you and your opinion," Jenny said angrily, "You don't like that Clemens is an Animal Person. You don't like that I love him. You didn't send this to me to be friendly."

"And do you find it interesting or at least something you might be curious about?" Jason asked, "all the fur and feathers?"

"That's besides the point," Jenny answered, "Clemens and I don't need YOUR help in finding out who we associate with or what we will do with each other. And to be honest, I don't care if you hate Clemens. He's more of a man than you're EVER be."

"Oh you wound me!" Jason gave a laugh and brought a hand up to his chest, "I give you a friendly gift and you verbally attack me!"

"If you were really being friendly... why all the BS invitation type material? Conventions generally don't invite individuals unless they're to guests of honor or are expected to have a booth at the convention," Jenny told him.

"I'd think your reaction here would be an indication as to why," Jason retorted, "You've come to verbally assault me when you have no proof that I did anything malicious."

Jenny only sighed, and shook her head. She realized that she wasn't going to get anywhere in this. She'd talk with Clemens to see if he knew anything about this "Animalia" convention, and did admit that this sort of confrontation would only feed Jason on if this was a switch to a more indirect form of bullying.

"Just... leave me and Clemens alone," Jenny sighed and headed back out of Jason's office, "We can make our own decisions."


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