Robert wanted to change the world for the better. But how would he go about that? This ring he found could grant any wish, no matter how big. He could, in fact, change the world and everyone in it. But how? This required some serious thought. For instance, a world without women would be great, but then how would people have children with no women around? Maybe he could leave some women still around? For one thing, he was definitely going to get rid of the women working in the office. He just couldn't stand being among them anymore. But what about the rest of the world?
Thinking on it, Robert came up with a list of options. He supposed that if it didn't work out, he could just make another wish, right?
So what were his options? Well, he could wish that all the women in his office would become men. Or he could wish that all the women in the world would become men. Of course, that might cause a bit of trouble if they were all straight, you know? Maybe make them all gay too? Hm, maybe he should think more about this.