You're walking down the street when a flier hits you in the face. You peel it off and read it.
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You have nothing to lose, except a humdrum life.
You didn't think the flier was serious, but at least it could be good for a laugh; so you went home, and dialed the number.
First things first though; who got the flier? (you may add a new character(s) if you wish)