Nate walked into his condo and took off his shoes by the door. He walked into the living room and sat down on the couch, looking over the flier. Nate had long held an interest in transformation, so it was curious such an item should find it's way to him. He thought it over and over in his head. Maybe it was some sort of self-improvement program. Or some sort fantasy line, where the operator would role play with the caller. It couldn't possibly be real, could it? Or it could all be an elaborate prank and when he dialed the number he'd get Customer Service for DirectTV or something.
"Only one way to find out," said Nate to himself. He pulled out his cellphone and dialed the number carefully and pressed send. He listened as the phone rang.
"Thank you for calling Dial a Change! Your call is very important to us! A personal transformation specialist will be with you in a moment," said the automated message. It then switched to the hold music which was, to Nate's own amusement, Wilson Phillips' "Hold On".
A moment later, the operator picked up. "Thank you for calling Dial a Change, my name is Samantha, how may I help you today?"
"Yes, hi. My name is Nate and I found one of your fliers. I was wondering what exactly the flier meant by change? I guess, what sort of changes do you do?" Nate tried his best not to sound utterly baffled on the phone, but it wasn't working.
"Anything and everything that your heart desires. Your imagination is literally the limit."
"What? Like I could ask to be more muscular and you'd make it happen?"
"If that is what you want, yes we can certainly do that. But just between you and me, why not wish for something a little bit bigger."
"Wait," Nate's heart was starting to race. "What do you mean by that?"
"You are offered to become anything you always wanted to be and you just ask for some more muscles? It sounds like you're selling yourself short a little to me. Reach deep down to your wildest fantasies. Let it run wild."
"Wait, are you saying that if I wanted you to turn me into something, you could do it?" asked Nate.
"We certainly could. What did you have in mind?" asked Samantha.
"Well, I always wanted to be...