"Ugggghhh" Jeff screamed in his mind. "This is just awful!". A few minutes ago, Jeff had been a real human being, capable of moving and doing anything he pleased. Now, a malfunction had left his trapped PERMANENTLY as his jock brother's hairy armpit! He had no limbs and could not move at all. All he could do was sit there and smell the cloud of B.O. his new, humiliating body exuded. He couldn't see anything, as his brother had on a shirt. He could feel the course armpit hairs that sprouted out of his new body. They rubbed all over himself and tickled him. His mind was reeling; "Am i really stuck as an armpit for the rest of my life? How can i do anything? This would be torture! Unable to move, my vision obscured by my brothers thick, tangled armpit hairs. And, the only smell I would ever experience again is strong, pungent body odor! How humiliating!". Just than, Jeff was blinded by a light. His brother had taken off his shirt. He could see the bathroom around him, albeit his vision was filtered through a thick covering of his brother's pit hairs. "What am i doing in the bathroom?", Jeff thought, as his brother reached up and scratched his armpit. The fingers rubbed the hairs against Jeff's face. If Jeff could, he would have puked right then and there. "Whew!", Jeff's brother muttered, getting a scent of his armpits. "I reek today!". With that, he reaches into his medicine cabinet and pulls out a stick of deodorant. Taking off the cap, Jeff spies a few long, thick brown hairs already stuck on the stick. Jeff shudders in absolute disgust. His brother lifts his arm and smears the deodorant into Jeff's hairy body. The deodorant stings and smells terrible, and it does nothing to cover the horrid B.O. "Kill me!" Jeff thought weekly. "This is now m life, permanently?!", he asked no one in particular. He just sat there, stewing in his brothers BO, with deodorant stinging his eyes, unable to move. What else could an inanimate, hairy armpit do anyways?