The Great Dane studies you carefully. "I like the leash," he says to the store employee. But pets should not be wearing clothes. Is it alright if I take off his clothes?"
"Go ahead," says the employee. "But we humans don't like showing our privates in public."
"What do you suggest?" says the dog.
"I'll be right back with something you could use," the employee says. He then walks out of the room to get something. Meanwhile, the dane is taking off all your clothes. You wish you could do something but all you can do is bark. You're now naked on all fours wearing a leash.
The employee comes back holding something, but you can't tell what it is. "This is what we call a loincloth," says the employee. "I'll put it on and it will cover his privates." You can feel the employee putting something under your butt. You look down and you see you're wearing a padded white loincloth. But it looks more like a diaper for pets than anything else.
"Thank you, sir," the dog says. The dog tugs on your leash. And you start walking. He leads you to the store exit, but it's not the same place where you had entered. Once you exited, you saw strange things on the street. Dogs, cats, rabbits, and even fish-out-of-water were standing on two legs. They were all holding leashes. Connecting to those leashes were humans. These humans were on all fours wearing the diaper-like loincloth.