Jacob realizes that he's probably screwed no matter what he does, so he points to a random woman and says, "Mama."
The life guard picks him up and carries him over to the woman. Who Jacob no sees is the same one whose daughter announced his accident. Great.
"Ma'am your son needs a change before he can go back in the water."
"My son? I don't have...my diaper bag. I must have left it in the changing room. Oh well, I'll go get him cleaned up."
The lifeguard passes Jacob over and the little girl wrinkles her nose and exclaims, "Mommy he's stinky!"
Jacob winces as a few people look over once again, but the woman shushes the girl, "Kimmie stop teasing him. Come on little man let's get you a fresh diapy."
What is going on here? Does this woman actually think she's his mom? Or is she just pretending?