The following is the continuation of an incident log involving Entity #650 (‘The Eddy Eggplant Show’). The beginning of this log can be found in the previous page(s), along with the parent document for Entity #650. Please check those pages for more info.
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After the break, there is a segment of the characters at the Squirrel Squad’s tree (a plaster tree with a large hole). The characters knock on it, but there’s no response. Eddy Eggplant comes forth, and peers into the hole.
E-650 | Eddy Eggplant: Hmmm…no potions around here, nosiree. And no squirrels, either!
E-650 | Silly Sally: Maybe they hid the potion somewhere else! But where could they be? Hmmm….
E-650 | Dingleberry Dan: I know where.
Eddy and Sally all look towards Danny.
E-650 | Silly Sally: Where, Danny?
E-650 | Dingleberry Dan: Ain’t it obvious, Sally? It’s right in plaiiiiin sight…
Dingeberry Dan searches around slowly, as tense music rises in the background. And then, the screen’s camera zooms in to Dingleberry Dan’s face as he suddenly looks towards the viewer.
E-650 | Dingleberry Dan: YOU!! Got you now, Squirrel Squad!!
Both Child 01 and Child 02 audibly gasp. Child 01’s camcorder raises up more to the TV’s level, as both Child 01 and Child 02 stand up on their feet.
Child 02: What?
Child 01: But we’re not the Squirrel Squad! We’re not even squirrels!
E-650 | Dingleberry Dan: Oh. Really?….
The camera suddenly zooms all the way towards the screen, so close that we see the interlaced scan lines of the TV screen, over Dingleberry Dan’s blurry face. Static suddenly overtakes much of the footage.
There is a sharp, shrill buzz, and Dingleberry Dan’s face instantly becomes sharper, with no scan lines. He turns his head left, as the TV camera/camcorder (the two are no longer distinguishable) zooms out to reveal both Child 01 and Child 02 on the set of ‘The Eddy Eggplant Show’. They look around, surprised. There is no reaction from the cast toward their nudity.
Child 01: Whoa! How did we-
E-650 | Dingleberry Dan: No use running now, you scoundrel squirrels! We can see through those flimsy disguises! Now cough up the potion, you dastardly thieves!
For the rest of the footage, the camcorder now behaves identically to the cameras of the ‘Eddy Eggplant Show’, with cuts and transitions to different angled shots, with no view of the human subjects’ living room or outside the TV screen. It’s as if we’re watching the broadcast itself, instead of an external recording.
Child 01: But we didn’t take it!
Child 02: And we’re not squirrels!
E-650 | Silly Sally: Hmmm…I don’t know Danny. Maybe they aren’t the squirrels at all.
E-650 | Eddy Eggplant: Hey, I’ve got an idea! I have just the thing to help us out! Ta-da!!!
From below the screen, Eddy Eggplant brings up what looks like a plastic toy gun, with a metal dish glued to the front.
Dingleberry Dan: What’s that?
E-650 | Eddy Eggplant: It’s a Super Squirrel Disguise Remover! I borrowed it from Gary.
E-650 | Gary (offscreen): Hidey hi!
E-650 | Eddy Eggplant and Silly Sally (looking to offscreen): Thanks Gary!!
E-650 | Dingleberry Dan: Perfect!!
Dingleberry Dan takes the plastic gun, and then points it at Child 01 and 02. We get a camera shot of Dingleberry Dan’s front, as he aims the gun towards the viewer.
E-650 | Dingleberry Dan: Let’s see the real you’ses behind those human masks! ZAP!!!
There is a ‘zapping’ sound effect. We cut to a camera shot zooming right towards Child 01 and 02, as they look surprised. And then there is a white flash.
Following this, we get a montage of clips at different angles, of Child 01 and Child 02’s body parts transforming. Shimmering ‘magical’ music plays through this entire section. A bushy tail sprouts from above both Child 01 and 02’s buttocks, and brown fur grows on their arms and legs. Their chests, stomachs and buttocks remain bare.
There is a close up shot of Child 01’s genitals. Child 01’s clitoris pushes out of her labia, and forms into a penis, with testicles growing underneath. We see both a front and side shot of this occurring.
We then get a front shot of both Child 01 and Child 02’s male privates, with both their testicles expanding to the size of large walnuts. They remain bare and furless.
We get shots of the children’s faces. The children grow large buckteeth from their upper jaws. Their ears shift to the tops of their heads, and grow fur and change shape, similar to squirrel ears. Interestingly, the children do not grow squirrel snouts and other facial features. Instead, black facepaint ‘fades’ onto their noses, along with painted whiskers and pink ‘blushes’ on their cheeks.
The transformation completes itself, with a full body shot of both children, as they look over themselves.. The children now resemble squirrels, though their overall physiologies remain human, especially their arms and feet.
Child 01: Whoa…
Child 02: You’re right, we ARE squirrels!
Child 01 looks down at her/his privates.
Child 01: Wait. I’m a boy?
E-650 | Dingleberry Dan: Haha! I KNEW it!! You were disguised so good, you even forgot you’re supposed to be boys!
Child 02: Please, Dingleberry Dan! We promise, we don’t have the potion!
Child 01: We’re not thieves! We never even went near Witch Wendy’s house! All we’ve been doing is playing!
E-650 | Eddy Eggplant: Playing?
Child 02: Yeah! We were playing a game!
E-650 | Silly Sally: What kind of game?
Child 01: It’s….a special, secret game!
E-650 | Eddy Eggplant: Hmmm…I know! If you didn’t steal the potion, and really were playing all this time, maybe you can show us what your special game is! That way, maybe we can believe you!
E-650 | Silly Sally: What do you think, Squirrels? Can you show us?
Child 01 and 02 look at each other, then back at the other cast with enthusiastic grins.
Child 01 and 02: Alright!!
Suddenly, the screen fades to pink, before emerging into a shot of the two children alone on the set. The screen is bordered by a soft, pink glow. In the background is slow, romantic funk music, with an electrical guitar.
The children first come up to each other, and begin cuddling each other’s upper bodies with their arms. The camera shifts downwards, so we can see the children’s erect penises rubbing against each other.
Through this sequence, the camera fades to different angle shots of Child 01 and Child 02, as they perform various sex acts together. Acts include tonguing each other’s nipples, testicles and anuses, and rubbing their genitals together. There are also shots of Child 01 and Child 02 humping one another, with both children’s faces visibly in pleasure. This is also paired with close-up shots of their penises inserting into one another.
Between these clips of Child 01 and Child 02, there are also brief, fade-in shots of each cast member’s faces, smiling airily at the viewers.
Then, there is a top-down shot of Child 01 and Child 02 on the fake grass together, as they suckle each other’s penises in a circle. The camera rotates over the children while they continue their oral sex. A large pink heart is framed around the scene.
After this, we have two shots focused on each children’s faces, as they react as if they’re orgasming. This is followed by a slow-mo shot of the children’s lower bodies, with Child 01 and Child 02’s erect penises ejaculating onto one another’s bellies. The music ends, and the screen fades to pink.
Screen then fades back to a live-action shot of Child 01 and Child 02, French-kissing each other while standing up. Both are still male squirrel children. We zoom out, and see the other characters standing by to watch.
E-650 | Silly Sally: Awww, they’re so cute!! And they’re so loving with one another! I don’t think they stole the potion, do you Eddy?
E-650 | Eddy Eggplant: Now that I watch them…no, me neither Sally!
E-650 | Dingeberry Dan: Aw, shucks. Maybe they’re not squirrel bandits after all. We’ve been duped!
E-650 | Eddy Eggplant: Hmmm…if these squirrels didn’t take Wendy’s plant potion…then who did?
E-650 | Unknown: Who do you think?!?
The characters jolt, and look behind themselves. Child 01 and 02 stop kissing, and they also turn their heads in surprise. From the back of the set, a man with fox-ears and a kid’s beany cap (with a little propeller on top) leaps atop a fake rock. The camera zooms in with a slight swerve.
E-650 | Rascal Red: Heheha! I fooled you again! SUCKERS!!!
Zoom out shot. The rest of the characters turns towards the camera.
E-650 | Everyone (including Child 01 and Child 02) : *gasp*. RASCAL RED!!
There’s a thunder sound effect. Cut to Eddy Eggplant’s living room set, where Tee Vee seems to have heard the thunder sound.
E-650 | Tee Vee: Aw maaaan...
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