Uh... um, hey..." Kurt began. "Dicklover..." He said gently. "I wanted to ask you-" He added before getting cut off.
That's when "Dicklover" said "Yes sir? What's the matter?"
"Um, well..." He gawked, shocked that she didn't seem to realize anything was wrong. "It's just, I never met someone with your name."
"Huh? What do you mean, I know a 100 Dicklovers!" She laughed as she finished pouring his water.
"Seriously?" He chuckled. "Dicklover. DICK, LOVER."
"Ha, you're funny mister." She giggled. "Stop messing around, I'm pretty sure it was the second most popular girl's name for, like, half of the 90s."
"Isn't it a little... inappropriate?" Kurt asked innocently.
"I guess... but I guess it's on the same level of like, Dick for guys yeah?" She shrugged, seeming like she hadn't even considered that point of view before.
This caught Kurt off guard. "I guess Dick is a weird name." He thought. "And I guess stuff like Johnson and Peter have kinda got similar vibes... wow, this is so weird."
"Ah, yeah I guess you're right." Kurt faked a laugh, trying to throw off his stunned feelings to turn back on the romance. "I guess your name just stunned me..."
"Just my name?" She whispered with a smirk as the two locked eyes.
"Not just that." He smiled back.
"Dicklover" looked Kurt over, clearly eyeing him up from head to crotch. She chuckled, looked over her shoulder, making sure no higher ups were looking, then took out her note pad. She scribbled quickly, then slid it towards Kurt. She herself wasn't sure what was drawing her to Kurt, unaware that what he had done to those racists was lingering in hers unconscious. Although others are unaware of the apps changes, little bits of the subconscious can still hold on. (That factor is especially common when someone who knows about the app gets changed unknowingly.)
Her unconscious was touched by his help, while her active mind found him sweet, funny, and attractive. She handed Kurt the note, then whispered "I'm off at 8." before walking away.
Kurt watched her fat as sway as she went back towards the kitchen. Looking at the note, he had to stifle his laugh. The note had her cell number on it, and then below was a little note.
" See you later,
- Dicklover ❤️ "
He was loving this thing. In an instant, he had created the most ridiculous sounding woman's name and nobody seemed to even notice or care. He could turn people into animals, and change vocabulary, but what else? The power was intoxicating.... he just HAD to do more, but what, where, and when?