"I wanna be a boy!" Laurence announced to the owner of the magic shop on Monday morning. The wizard raised an eyebrow.
"Do you want to be a big boy?" he asked. Laurence shook his head.
"I wanna be how I am now!" he declared. He got into a squat on the floor in front of the wizard. "And I wanna make poopie and pee in my diapy! As long as I can!"
"I see that," the wizard remarked. He watched Laurence begin to grunt, excitedly dumping his morning poop into his diaper. "Well, I can do something like that for you."
"Yeah?" Laurence asked eagerly. The wizard nodded.
"When I alter reality to make your true identity be toddler Laurence, I can do something else to make sure you stay in diapers as long as you want."
"What will you do?" Laurence asked. The wizard shrugged.
"Oh, it's very simple. I'll just..."