As I drove into the driveway my neighbor and best friend Ken Rooste wavied and called to see if I'd found any work. Ken had worked the same company as I for thirty one years. He was close to retirement when he got sacked. I greeted him with a smile and in the late afternoon fall chilled air we sat down on two deck chairs to converse.
I was a little coy at first not wishing to show him the offers I recieved from of all places the reknown P.I.F. company.
"Hey this is me, your friend Ken Rooste! Hey I talked with Fran and she told me where you went looking for work. I think you need some guts to ask for work from that twisted place, but work is what we need to exsist! So what's up?"
Ken lived alone since his wife had devorced him four years ago when she got upset. Ken had seen on the internet the drug which increased his penis size. He took the stuff for three months and grew to a fourteen inch long monster. Then unable to even fit it into her due to it's radius and length she filed.
I showed Ken the two offers I least thought of accepting. The one for working as a manager in hog breeding and the one as a position at the Pleasure Island in Coachman service department.
Ken smiled and thanked me time an time again. Taking both work offers he jogged toward home to plan his future.
It was then when my angry wife exited the front door and began to chew me out for giving Ken any of my possible job offers. My dear wife has long been down on me for being kind to others since we are in such tough times ourselves. It was at that moment I decided which job was perfect for me!
I looked through the several papers and showed my wife my first choice. The offer to work at the draft horse stud in upper Michigan held personal delight. I could see our old friends and work with them while leaving the wife to remain here. Yet she in her whit saw through my delight and suggested she take one of the positions herself.
Since I was going to work with horses she would accept the position of working on the scientific study and in time show me how things should be done in breeding horses. A fight insued and as the morning sun came up we both drove our respective cars toward the choosen professions and personal satisfaction.