He enterd the barn. Wondering what a strange dog he just met. Dan shuffled in the straw, looking for the softest spot. It was hard to believe this dog had been Jen's (Dan's former Girlfriend) brother. But on the other hand, he had been a healthy young teenager a few days ago, now he was a sow living on some farm. A crow flew through the open window and landed on a cealling beam. It moved its head and looked at Dan curiously.
"I bet it's a trick of my sister to lure me in some kind of trap" He grunted to himself. Dan would go to see the dog ofcourse, even if it was a trap I coulden't be worse then this. If he stayed here, he would spend his days rolling in the mud, eating slops and being fucked by boars. Being fucked by boars, yes, the farm-girl expected him to have little piglets and so did his sister.
He was so thirsty, if only there was something to drink. Dan walked around his pen, there had to be a source of water somewhere. His hooves sucked deep in the muddy ground with every step he took. Over there stood a large bath-tub, As Dan aproached the tub he noticed the greenish water, it did seem clean enough. Except the greenish color and the few leaves. Not wanting to waste another minute he plunged his snout into the water. His pig tongue moving up and down to take as much water in as Dan could.
Man I must really look like a filthy sow now Dan thought. Then his curly tail started to swirl around furiously. This was so humiliating, but he was thirsty, stopping was not an option. After a few minuts of half grunting half drinking he had enough. Dan lifted up his head and looked to into the sun, then a large shadow blocked the light.
"Ooow how is my girl doing?" The Farm-Girl hard returned. There was a bird on her shoulder. It was the crow he had seen in barn!