[GUIDELINES FOR THIS STORY: You are a clean-cut, well-mannered teen or man who is going to an interview to be somebody’s accountant. However, the real intention of the interviewer is to brainwash you somehow into not only managing their finances but also becoming one of them. Thug, mafia member, punk rocker, redneck, Nazi, stoner, anything is game as long as it deals with the utter corruption of a formerly good guy. Transformation can be due to peer pressure or magic and should feature changes in how the character now thinks, acts, speaks and dresses.]
You adjust your tie and take a look in the mirror. Perfect! Your suit is neatly tailored and fits like a glove, and your crisp white shirt looks phenomenal with your red striped rep tie. You look every bit the gentleman that you know you are.
You are fresh out of college with an accounting degree and are excited to go to your first interview. You have a lot to feel confident about. You graduated with perfect grades, have stunning letters of recommendation, have abundant family support and are incredibly polite and well mannered. You’ve never broken a law, never drunk alcohol, heck, you’ve never even uttered a curse word! You are the star of the family and your parents are so proud of you.
You have taken a look at the company/employer and have done some background research. You were shocked to see that the company/employer offering you an interview is…