Fredrika pointed to Count Dracula's School for Ghouls. Halloween had always been her favorite holiday, and the prospect of hanging out with real monsters thrilled her. "We want to enroll at Count Dracula's!" she said, "Do they have any openings?" The receptionist contacted the secretary on her TV comm. The secretary was a werehyena! The receptionist asked, "Hello, do you have any openings for two lovely teenage girls?" The werehyena answered, "Hahahahaha of course hahahahahaha we do hahaha. They haha need a little hahahahahaha work hahahahahahaha, but I'm hahahaha sure that they'll hahahahahaha fit in haha perfectly hahahahahahahahahahahaha!" Emma wasn't so sure about this, but she wasn't about to leave Fredrika to be eaten by monsters.
When they arrived at the school, their first impression was that it looked like the largest haunted house in the world. Inside, it looked much the same but with every kind of teenage monster imaginable walking around. Emma and Fredrika made their way to the principle's office. A well-dressed vampire sat at the desk. "Good evening," he said, "I azzume you vant to enroll, nu?" Fredrika could only assume he was saying 'I assume you want to enroll, no?' with a Romanian accent. "Yes," she answered. "Minunat! Vonderful! Here our your univorms. Just poot them on in va changing room while I vill out the paper vork."
The girls looked down at their uniforms. "Cool!" said Fredrika, "Monster costumes for uniforms! This is waaaay better than our old school. I'll put mine on first!" Fredrika rushed into a cubicle with her monster costume. It was a...