Jake tells Ryan instead of the question mark to use one of the black Jelly Beans with the penis symbol on it. You hadn't notice those before, not a big fan of licorice. Ryan tosses three in, and flushes. Super orgasmic rush, your head is spinning, and suddenly you feel drained and hard.
"Whoa! Now that's a big cock, one you can be proud of, cuz," Ryan said.
You just lie there feeling warm and heavy.
"Show him in the mirror," Jake said.
You stare out of your eye - eye? singular?
Damn, he's holding a huge dildo. Wait it moved? You moved. Fuck, you're a giant dick.
"Where's the rest of him?"
"Dude, your cousin is a total dick now. Call Mikey, he's got a small dick, and has always said he wanted a proportionally larger one for his body."
"Huh?"
"He is totally attachable."
"You mean, if I put him on, he'd be my dick?"
"Yeah, but I wouldn't. Not easily reversible, if at all."
"Then, why Tony?"
"You'll see."
Ryan calls Tony on his cell phone to invite him over to show him something...
You are horrified. Visions of a super fat guy with a tiny dick haunt your mind. They've dicked you and they're going to give you to some stranger? This cannot be happening. Why can't they hear your screams? Oh, right, you're just a big dick now.